Hmmm.... so this is how Startup pitches work

Don't ever do this. Ever.  This is the pure definition of Wannapreneur, which is about 80% of the population of people in the SF Bay Area.

Wannapreneur

DEFINITION: WANNAPRENEUR

wa·na·pre·neur [wah-nah-pruh-nur, -noor] noun, plural -neurs [-nurz, -noorz],verb
–noun
1. a person who talks about organizing and managing enterprises, esp. businesses, usually with considerable initiative and risk, but never actually does it. He was a wannapreneur who liked to hang around with entrepreneurs but would never take the plunge.
–verb (used with object)
2. to deal with or initiate as an wannapreneur.
–verb (used without object)
3. to act as an wannapreneur.